Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
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It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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