I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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