Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
You can't just leave with hair like that
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Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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