This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
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I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I deserve this hangover.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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