i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
