Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
