too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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