Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
