id be glad to
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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