Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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