Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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