Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
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He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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