: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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