i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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