he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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