what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
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I need you to use more vowels.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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