where am i from again
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
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Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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