Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
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He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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