Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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