he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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