so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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