Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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