Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
My pussy is not your playground.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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