you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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