so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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