Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
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This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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