You kept trying to hail an ambulance
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Randomize