Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Even my vagina gasped.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
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May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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