I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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