ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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