It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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