I want to stick my p in your. b.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
i came on her dog
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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