come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
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I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
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dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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