using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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