i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I'm passing your future prison.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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