No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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