I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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