Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
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We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
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I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
im on a boat
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