im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Don't EVER smell your tampon
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
