matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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