i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
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You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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