goodnight i made you a song goodbye
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
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i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
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so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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