I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
