I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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