So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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