We're like a lot better than the average bears
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
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Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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