p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Randomize
