from now on my penis is your penis
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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