yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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