just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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