Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I will pee on everything he values.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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