They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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