just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
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You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
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I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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