As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
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You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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