from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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